seriously? ai tokens following nvda?

Why in the world do AI crypto tokens think they’re somehow attached at the hip with NVIDIA stock? It’s like they’re the clingy kid in every school group who can’t do anything without the class genius’s permission. Seriously, RNDR and FET decide to hitch their entire identity on whatever NVIDIA’s doing and expect us not to notice the obvious irony? AI and crypto are supposed to be these relentless innovators and yet, they’re following a traditional stock like it’s the pied piper of digital assets. It’s laughable. Read more nonsense here if you dare.

It’s no different from watching a wannabe punk band start wearing whatever grannies knit just because they saw a member of their favorite pop band do it once. They plummet or skyrocket based on some CEO’s mumblings about graphics cards. Why even bother pretending to be in the crypto market when you’re so obsessed with whatever Wall Street is doing? It’s not like NVIDIA has secret plans to make your tokens valuable, folks! If NVDA decides to diversify into stuffed animal collectibles next, will FET and RNDR follow suit?

It’s an absurd rollercoaster, really. Every earnings call from NVIDIA feels like some golden decree from the heavens for these tokens, and it’s hilarious how it dramatically shifts their prices. Of course, when things go south, it’s all “market volatility” right? I’m done.