seriously, bitcoin ordinals again?

You ever get so tired of hearing the same thing over and over that your eyes just glaze over?

Well, that’s me right now with these so-called Bitcoin Ordinals. Oh great, what the world needed—NFTs on the world’s most glorified spreadsheet. Why bother with fancy efficient blockchains when you can make BTC an over-engineered art gallery, right?

Just what every crypto bro needed, now they can turn even more of their virtual monopoly money into pixel art scams.

I’m all for diversifying how we waste money, but stapling an NFT onto Bitcoin doesn’t scream innovation; it screams out-of-touch desperation. But hey, miners are probably giggling to themselves as they count their new fee revenue. Love selling those extra services! Feel like a used car salesman laughing all the way to the bank in those memes.

And don’t get me started on how everyone’s pretending this is some new revolutionary ‘utility.’ It’s like slapping a Gucci logo on a trash can. Who needs function when you’ve got hype? Oh joy. If you’re absolutely obsessed with this insanity, check out this specific text. Whatever.