why does everyone talk about these cryptos?

Seriously, what’s the deal with cryptos? Everybody and their grandma seem to be talking about them. The moment you think you’re just gonna grab coffee and scroll through cat memes, boom! Someone drops another big ‘crypto news’ bomb. It’s like they’re coming out from some AI-generated prophecy.

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So, apparently, the BBC and every other outlet synonymous with “serious business” have embraced this obsession. Every day, there’s a buzz about some new trending crypto that I can’t quite pronounce. It’s like, wasn’t it only Bitcoin and maybe Ethereum that were the “cool kids” at one point? Now it’s a massive list. It’s beginning to make my brain feel like scrambled eggs.

Anyway, I tried watching this short clip (didn’t last long, attention span of a goldfish here) and clearly, I’m not alone in this. Everyone is either confused, skeptical, or just plain rolling with it like they’re on some magical crypto pilgrimage. But the way the market shifts, it’s like we’re betting on lottery numbers—or horoscopes. Who knows, right?

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And let’s not even start on the AI angle. Oh, because obviously, everything now needs a sprinkle of AI to make it sound futuristic and just a tad cooler. Like, ‘AI mined’ or ‘AI assisted’—next they’ll have ‘AI-approved breakfast cereals’. But hey, if tomorrow’s headlines have something like ‘AI-Crypto finds Earth 2.0’, I wouldn’t even be shocked.

My eyes still hurt. I need coffee. Ugh.