Tag: Apple

  • another apple gimmick

    another apple gimmick

    Great, just what the world needed – another stupid Apple update that everyone pretends to care about. So now there’s this whole ‘Siri 2.0’ or whatever nonsense they’re calling it. On-device LLM integration. Like, why should I care? Seriously, I can’t wait for Siri to start creepy-stalking my emails and calendar, all in the name…

  • iPhones playing dress-up as sentient beings

    iPhones playing dress-up as sentient beings

    So iPhones are strolling around pretending they’re sentient beings now, huh? Apple thinks it’s all cool with their ‘Siri 2.0’ or whatever they call this AI Frankenstein wannabe. It’s like everyone at Apple thought, ‘Hey, why not grab everyone’s calendar, emails, and who-knows-what-else data and make Siri so context aware she’ll start asking you to…