bitcoin dominance and the oxymoron of ‘stickiness’

So, Bitcoin is on its high horse again, huh? Dominance at 60% in 2025, like it’s the king of an empty candy store. Seriously, why is everyone infatuated with this decimal percentage as if it dictates the color of the sky? What an absolute joke. And then there’s the supposedly enlightened path where liquidity flows from Bitcoin to ETH and then to God knows what. Like it’s a logical conga line of crypto destiny, delusional.

And get this, these ‘sticky’ ETF inflows. Sticky like drying glue on a toddler’s hand, not exactly riveting. Institutional money now think they hold the end-all-be-all Midas touch. Hooray for them and the slow grind upwards, like watching paint dry in real-time. These ETFs dull the volatility; instead of fireworks, you get a slow-motion lava lamp. Real exciting stuff.

I’m practically dancing in my seat.

To top it off, everything just fragments across Layer 2s and beyond. As if I needed more chaos in picking a chain that isn’t going to vanish like ghosts at dawn. It’s a thankless buffet where everyone ends up hungry. Is this what winning looks like? Is this what we’ve come to—ditching anywhere that has more ghosts than an abandoned theme park?

But guess what, droning on could go all day about supposed winners and how they’ll keep their castle while everyone else deals with their transient nonsense, but that just sounds exhausting just thinking about it.