dogecoin, really?

So Dogecoin might actually become a thing. Like, really, Elon? The guy buys Twitter and now we’re all supposed to believe Dogecoin is suddenly useful? Come on, it’s like putting wings on a car and calling it an airplane. Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.

And what’s with this whole “huge holder base ready to transact” nonsense? Yeah, people bought it when they thought it was funny. Remember that? A joke. But now we’re supposed to act all serious because Elon’s having another one of his “I-am-God” moments? Please. And if Dogecoin actually gets integrated into Twitter or whatever… Wow, let’s just watch the chaos unfold as people tip each other with digital dog coins. Sounds so sophisticated, doesn’t it?

But hey, if you’re thrilled about it, go ahead and read all about their bold predictions on some random blog. Me? I’m done caring about this circus. Whatever.