gpu madness

You ever heard of Render (RNDR)? Yeah, they’re calling themselves the “NVIDIA of Crypto.” What, because they’re renting out GPUs in the chaotic crypto market? It’s like telling me my cat at home is basically a lion because they both purr. Seriously, getting paid for doing nothing but sitting there and heating up the planet. But hey, what’s more ludicrous than the marketplace for idle GPU power? It’s like an anti-work movement for technology—just let your hardware sit around and cash those sweet AI studio checks.

And what a brilliant intersection of buzzwords: AI and crypto. Why not add blockchain in there just for the sake of it? People lap this up like it’s some kind of new religion or something. Oh, your GPU can render AI tasks? Well, hallelujah! Let’s forget about how much energy this all wastes while we’re patting ourselves on the back.

Meanwhile, my computer slows to a crawl when I have three tabs open. But hey, Render’s got you covered if you’re running an AI lab out of your garage with mining rig remnants. Whatever.