ugh, bitcoin ordinals

Seriously, Bitcoin Ordinals. Who thought this was a good idea? I mean, turning Bitcoin into some sort of NFT circus. Don’t we already have enough blockchains doing that? Yet here come these Ordinals bringing DeFi and NFTs to the most secure blockchain like that means anything other than extra fees for miners who are probably laughing their way to the bank shaking their heads at all this madness.

Like, it’s great for them, sure, oh, more fees, more money, yay! But let’s not pretend it’s suddenly making Bitcoin advanced or revolutionary. At the end of the day, it’s just an excuse for more pointless clutter on the chain. And while everyone’s busy chasing the next hottest ordinal, real Bitcoin utility gets pushed back to the dark corners of someone’s digital wallet.

Oh, but don’t worry. You too can join this charade. Just dive into this pit of digital snake oil and emerge with something as useless as a screen door on a submarine. If you don’t believe me, check this specific text. Whatever.