So iPhones are strolling around pretending they’re sentient beings now, huh? Apple thinks it’s all cool with their ‘Siri 2.0’ or whatever they call this AI Frankenstein wannabe. It’s like everyone at Apple thought, ‘Hey, why not grab everyone’s calendar, emails, and who-knows-what-else data and make Siri so context aware she’ll start asking you to feed the cat next?’ Who asked for this level of nosey AI? Probably no one, but sure, they seem proud of rolling out Siri 2.0 like it’s the second coming… of tech messiness.
And what’s with the buzz about this ‘Privacy-first AI’? That’s an oxymoron if I ever heard one. Privacy first? Yeah, okay. When my phone starts giving unsolicited life advice based on my own private emails, I’m not sure privacy is exactly the right word here. This this specific text gig with Apple’s AI makeover might just be their way of saying goodbye to the shred of autonomy we had left. ‘What autonomy?’ you might ask. Best of luck finding it buried under this heap of personal data your phone now beams gleefully straight to the Apple mothership.
Honestly, are we just going to sit here and act like this isn’t Apple’s not-so-stealthy attempt at world domination via iPhones? Because that’s exactly what it feels like when they roll out their little AI circus act. I’m done.
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