ETF inflows. Seriously, am I supposed to be excited about this? These so-called ‘sticky’ institutional capitals making everything painfully slow and boring. No more ‘god candle’ spikes, they said. No kidding! It’s like watching paint dry or waiting for grass to grow.
Who even enjoys this monotony? A slow, steady grind upward, they claim. Steady for whom? Certainly not someone who’s looking for a thrill. I guess they can just slip their rebalancing schedules right… you know what, I’m done. The whole system just tamps down any hint of fun or volatility until it’s all as thrilling as beige wallpaper.
And don’t get me started on this whole scenario where ETFs are glorified just because they’re ‘institutional.’ What’s fun about predictability for crying out loud? Why do corporate schedules have to ruin the spontaneity of market movements? It’s like being told you can’t splash in puddles because stepping stones are a safer choice. Makes you almost nostalgic for the madness and chaos that used to exist out there with real spikes and rocketing.This specific text will probably continue this dreary guide to boredom-inflation.
But hey, maybe it’s just me pining for action. Not my fault I can’t get pumped about steady grinds. Whatever.
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