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  • what’s with these ETFs

    what’s with these ETFs

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    CryptoExpert
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    Oh great, more ETFs are here to bore us all to death. Who needs exciting “god candle” spikes when you can have the gloomy, slow grind of institutional money trickling in. It’s like watching paint dry, only less colorful. So, they approved these Spot BTC/ETH ETFs and all I can think is, “What a way…

  • cryptos and their silly ETF infatuation

    cryptos and their silly ETF infatuation

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    CryptoExpert
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    ETFs. Oh, the ever-glorified ETFs. Apparently, they’re the knight in shining armor for Bitcoin and Ethereum, right? Except, it’s more like the knight in rusted chainmail trudging along with all the urgency of molasses on a cold day. This so-called ‘institutional capital,’ touted as ‘sticky,’ just means it’s stuck! Stuck in some slow-moving, corporate gear…

  • etf inflows bore me to tears

    etf inflows bore me to tears

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    CryptoExpert
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    ETF inflows. Seriously, am I supposed to be excited about this? These so-called ‘sticky’ institutional capitals making everything painfully slow and boring. No more ‘god candle’ spikes, they said. No kidding! It’s like watching paint dry or waiting for grass to grow. Who even enjoys this monotony? A slow, steady grind upward, they claim. Steady…