bitcoin’s endless dominance

Bitcoin, that stubborn old rock. Seriously, can it ever just share the spotlight? Nope, it’s just got to hog all the attention like that one person at a party who can’t stop bragging about their new promotion. Do you know how tiresome it is to see Bitcoin just sitting there at its 60% dominance, smirking at all the poor altcoins struggling for scraps? And yes, sure, everyone and their grandma knows this liquidity game—BTC first, then ETH, blah blah—and the rest get whatever’s left.

Why do we even bother discussing the rest of the crypto zoo when big bad Bitcoin is playing king of the hill? The altcoins are bleeding against it like they’re in some sort of bad horror flick where you know they won’t make it till the end credits. It’s like going to a concert, expecting to see your favorite band, and they keep letting the main act extend their set. Same old vocals. Same old riffs.

Meanwhile, people yammer on about which altcoin might catch up or dethrone the king. How exciting! Or not. Can’t wait for Bitcoin to finally break its all-time high again just so we can watch the pathetic scramble with less disappointment. But hey, at least it gives me something to be annoyed about. If you’re interested in this ongoing circus, check out this. Whatever.